Bullying
A dad says to his daughter when he finds out she was bullying other children.
Pick up that glass. She did.
Throw it on the floor. She did.
What Made Her So Angry
A young man was engaged to a beautiful young girl, twenty-five years old. The day before her birthday he said to her, “Tomorrow I’ll send you roses, one for each year of your life.” That evening he telephoned a flower shop and asked the shopman to send twenty-five finest roses to the young girl the next morning.
Presence of Mind
A fire broke out in the middle of the night in a country house where a number of guests had been staying outside wrapped up in shawls, sheets and blankets.
Bomey M – Oceans of Fantasy
My world is filled with oceans
Oceans of fantasy
The never never land of emotions
Come down and follow me
You’ll see the secret places
Where all the rivers end
And pirate ships of old
Filled with diamonds and with gold
Just waiting for a friend
Pictures or Paintings
Once a mother and her two daughters were visiting London.
Money For Doing Nothing
The owner of a large shop in an English town one day wanted to see if everything was all right in his shop. In one of the rooms he saw a big boy sitting on a box. The boy did not do anything. The owner of the shop looked at him for a moment. As the boy went on sitting, doing nothing, the owner got angry. “How much are you paid a week?” he asked the boy. “Sixteen shillings”, was the boy’s answer.
Black – Wonderful Life
Here I go out to sea again
The sunshine fills my hair
And dreams hang in the air
Gulls in the sky and in my blue eye
You know it feels unfair
There’s magic everywhere
Look at me standing
Here on my own again
Up straight in the sunshine
The Teaching of The Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried loudly for hours, while the farmer tried to find something to do to get him out.
Finally, the farmer decided that the donkey was old and the well was already dry and needed to be covered anyway; that it really wasn’t worth pulling the donkey out of the well…
Sonny & Cher – Little Man (1966)
Little man
When you stand by my side
Then I know I don’t have to hide from anyone
And I pray that we’ll stay just that way
‘Til the day comes along when we catch the sun
Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive + Skydiving Show
Список слов из песни, которые допускается не знать в выпускном классе школы:
- petrified — окаменелый, оцепеневший
- crumble — погибнуть
- mend — чинить