My Own Social Media

Sir:

I haven’t got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day, I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, and what I will do for the rest of the day, and with whom.

I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and of me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the “thumbs up”, tell them I “like” them and give them my opinion on every subject that interests me whether it interests them or not.

And it works just like Facebook, I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, a social worker, and a psychiatrist.

Peter White, Holbrook, Derbyshire